If you go down to the woods today...

Another typical day in L.A.

Pam went berserk and held Donna at gunpoint over at the Big Bear cabin. See that crazy look in her eyes? That's how I look when I see a No Smoking sign:

After tying her up, Pam had plans...
... to cover Donna in honey.

Honey?! Was it a weird dig at Donna's

"Honey Bear" (AKA Horny Old Goat Eric)?!
Um, no... it was so that Donna would get eaten by a bear: A FRIKKIN' BEAR!

"Grrrrrrrr."

Thankfully, Owen put his pot 'n' pan banging abilities to good use and

enchanted the bear like a modern day Pied Piper:

What a man. Then he untied Donna:

Later, it was time for a "thank you" snog:

Across town there was a beep. Beep beep. Had I sat on the

remote and switched to a re-run of Grey's Lobotomy?

Hell, no! It was Horny Bear. There were signs of life.

They really picked the wrong moment to play Find the Sausage:

Because..... heeeeee's baaaaaack: