"She's been married to your father and your brother... she's sick!"

So say you, Ashley Abbott, but didn't you steal your ex's sperm to give birth to the spawn of The Great Victor Newman (TGVN)?! That's pretty sick in itself, no? And didn't Ridge tongue Brooke's daughter? Isn't that sick? Ah, well, they're all pretty sick on The Bold and the Beautiful, and soon I'm going to start blogging about their antics, which - by the way - I'm addicted to.

Watch this space.