"Welcome home, Jack."

Gosh, that was cheesy. I don't think Taylor has hired help - she's going to have to hoover up all that glitter. Really Rick, that was thoughtless. I'm not sure he's in his right mind at the moment - they didn't even do the do yet! Holy cow. And Taylor admitting, "I can't deny I do enjoy watching [Brooke] squirm." Ew, because you're fondling her son?!

I swear Taylor referred to Thomas as Toe-mas. Has she been drinking again?!