"Mother, what are you doing?"

Phoebe, honey, she’s feeling up your ex. I think they call it second base. Didn't you learn anything at your fancy European school? They’re on mommy's bed and Rick's ready to play hide the sausage.

Shame that MacKenzie Mauzy doesn’t have a smidgen more attitude as Phoebe – it could’ve rocked if she’d totally wigged out on Rick and Taylor. As it is, her snivelling and dribbling isn’t really cutting the mustard. She seems bratty and I don’t much care if she’s upset. So, Taylor has to dump Rick to get the snivelling one’s approval?! Oh, Phoebe, shut up and go play with your Barbie. Momma needs some lovin' too.